What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Deuteronomy 17

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I don't like

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

Innocent before proven guilty

But this is not

Bible.. Hm.?

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What did one boob say to the other boob

You shall not bear false witness.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Lose lips shimk ships.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?